Link Love ~ 10 Hilarious Flapper Slang Words

I love these crazy euphemisms ~ can we please bring some of these back??

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1.  Umbrella- young man any girl can borrow for the evening.

2.  Rock of Ages- any woman over 30 years of age.

3.  Face stretcher- old maid who tries to look young.

4.  Cellar Smeller- a young man who always turns up where there’s free liquor to be had.

5.  Corn Shredder- young man who dances on a girl’s feet.

6.  Being Edisoned- getting asked a lot of boring questions.

7.  Finale Hopper- a young man who arrives after everything is paid for.

8.  Mustard Plaster- unwelcome guy who sticks around.

9.  Potato- a young man shy of brains.

10.  Rug Hopper- young man who never takes a girl out. A parlor hound.

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Psst!  Dolls!  Hop on over to Glamour Daze for more vocab. that's simply the cats pyjamas ~ The Flapper Slang Guide

xox,
bonita

Link Love ~ Simon’s Cat

Lol; so cute!!

Have you seen the gorgeously animated work of Simon Tofield?  Honestly, he does amazing little movies and his cartoons are super-duper!  Seriously a must-see for any cat lover ~ they are funny and cute all at once. ᵔᴗᵔ  Do take a look at his art, it’s fab! 

Simon's Cat

My kitty approves…  ~(=^･ω･^)ﾉ *waves* 

xox,

bonita

P.S.  ~  No, I don’t actually have a kitty yet.  I just like to pretend that I do.   > ω <

The Kitty and The Hair Tie*

*Or this post from Sarah of Halt Near X was so funny I just had to share…

 

Not quite the evil genius she thinks she is…

My younger cat, who is an evil genius, hates water.

Like all cats, you say? Of course.

She also hates hair ties. She thinks they need to die. She has made eradicating them her mission in life. I am not sure why she wants them gone, or if I should worry about it, but there you have it. Hair ties are evil, and she will save the whole world from them.

This means that if I drop a hair tie into a tub full of water, she experiences an existential crisis. She must kill the hair tie, but she has to touch the water to get the hair tie. Hair tie. Water. Hair tie. Water.

For the record, so far she’s figured out that she can’t drink all the water out of the tub and the water is still wet no matter what paw she uses. She has not figured out how to get the hair tie.

The water is winning right now. She is not amused, partly because she really wants the hair tie, and partly because she really hates water.

Which makes yesterday the most awesome episode of self-inflicted torture I have ever seen.

I’d tossed a hair tie in the tub after my bath to amuse her (or me, whatever). She was sitting on the edge of the tub and turned around to yell at me. The water is my fault. She’s sure of that.

She didn’t notice that her tail fell in the tub.

It got soaked.….…..

ROTFLMAO…  I had tears from laughing so hard after finishing this story.  Click the link for the rest of it ~ I hope you enjoy it! 

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ Kitties to make you LOL

And now to resume our weekly episodes of cuteness to make you squee and lol ~ I present to you:  Opera Cat!

Adorbs in a fur coat… I love it.  I also love this next one ~ it made me laugh so much!   ^ U ^

Hahahahaaaa!   Epic!

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ The Cat and The Commode

…And while we are on the topic of cats ~ I just had to share this cute little post I found at Grey Horse Matters.  Enjoy!

How to clean a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

 

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

 

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.  You may need to stand on the lid.

 

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.   Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.  This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

 

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.  Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

 

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

 

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

 

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ Kittiiiieeeeehhhhsssss!

Wet cats make for lots of Lolz…. :D

There’s nothing better to brighten your days then funny cat antics! I laughed until the tears came….  ‘Nuff said.    ~(=^･ω･^)ﾉ

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

*sqeee!*

Okay; this is sooo cute!!  Kaelah from Little Chief Honeybee shared this video on her blog and I couldn’t help but to pass it on.  It’s gorgeous ~ see for yourself!

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ Sesame Street does “G” as in…

…This calls for more glitter!! > U <

…Glee Club!  Or in this case ~ the “G” Club. > 3 <

I don’t know how many of you watch the show, I myself have only seen the first season and I must confess I find the program a little silly; I mean, do they really have to keep on making clichéd, stupid mistakes over and over again?  

That being said, somehow the whole thing is still rather addictive and I love the music!  I did find this spoof really amusing, so watch and enjoy.  ᵔᴗᵔ

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ Women keep your virtue…

Much lolz….

Okay, this video is seriously funny….   I will let it speak for itself.  

Watch it!  Watch it now I tell you!   > w <

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ The most pointless designer accessories

I had a good giggle when I read this post on Boheme Noir ~ I thought it was hilarious!  Plus, the comments are funny too.  : D

Go on; have a laugh and check out the ridiculous things that people with too much money can spend too much money on. 

The 20 most pointless & ridiculous designer accessories ever

1. Fendi 12 IPod Carrying Case by Karl Lagerfeld

Damit, Karl! Get a laptop! It will hold all your MP3 when you travel... 

xox,

bonita

Quick Share ~ This is why I’ll never be adult

I found this post by Allie{and consequentially the blog of awesomeness ~ Hyperbole and a Half} through a FB post and just had to share. 

It’s humour in pictures and text and well….  I can’t really explain how funny I found it, so I’ll let you read it yourselves.   But I must add a warning: strong language is used, so if you find that offensive, please do not click through. 

This Is Why I’ll Never Be Adult

I have repeatedly discovered that it is important for me not to surpass my capacity for responsibility.  Over the years, this capacity has grown, but the results of exceeding it have not changed.  Normally, my capacity is exceeded gradually, through the accumulation of simple, daily tasks.

But a few times a year, I spontaneously decide that I'm ready to be a real adult.  I don't know why I decide this; it always ends terribly for me.  But I do it anyway.  I sit myself down and tell myself how I'm going to start cleaning the house every day and paying my bills on time and replying to emails before my inbox reaches quadruple digits. 

Schedules are drafted.  Day-planners are purchased.  I stock up on fancy food because I'm also planning on morphing into a master chef and actually cooking instead of just eating nachos for dinner every night.   I prepare for  my new life as an adult like some people prepare for the apocalypse….

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Oh and if you liked that one; you should try this post:

Dog

and this one:

Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts

because after reading them I swear my ribs felt like they had split from laughing so hard.  And there were tears.   These posts are pure gold.   Enjoy!

xox,

bonita