O__O Yeh. I'm tired. w00t for because-I-can-randomness.
1. What is your favourite wooden object?
My paintbrushes.
2. What’s the topmost object in the garbage bin nearest to you?
A sushi take-away container. Lunch today - yummy!
3. What is your favourite coloured highlighter?
Black. As in permanent-marker-black. I don't do highlighters.
4. If you could, what name would you choose for the firstborn of the person who made your life hell in primary school?
Well, even if I could, I can't. Another advantage to being home schooled - no bullies! :D
5. What kind of boat would you like to be?
A clipper - one of the fastest ships to sail the wide, wide ocean blue. None of this modern, falling apart trash for me thank you very much.
6. What is your favourite fungus?
Oyster mushrooms - or button. Mmm. Mushrooms...
7. What colour would you paint your dream house?
Technically, I wouldn't paint it. I'd render it. And probably a nice earthy red or something. I want it to be oriental styled, so it'd have black trim everywhere.
8. What is your least favourite beverage?
Orange Fanta. Never did like orange flavoured anything really!
9. What’s the best way to eat chicken?
In an invisible noodle soup.
10. Name something you wouldn’t mind being trapped inside.
A library. I would spend the whole time reading! Or a hot, hot car. I'd spend the whole time driving. Sweeet.
11. What’s something you could teach another person?
Mmm, I think there are a lot of things I could show another person, but something I think I can teach is horse riding. And anything connected to horses.
12. What’s the best thing you’ve ever put on your head?
Wow, I really can't think of anything. Maybe my trilby because I get so many compliments (from random strangers too!) on it.
13. What life form would you eradicate from the earth, if you had the power?
The red tide. Toxic algae like that doesn't deserve to exist. And if you are going to argue over the definition of 'life form' - algae counts. A life form is any living system (such as animal, plant, fungus, or micro-organisim), therefore algae is a life form.
14. What’s the oldest thing you own?
My Great-grandmother's engagement ring.
15. What was your most recent reason for travelling more than 50km from your home?
Youth leadership planning meeting. YAY!
16. What was the last thing you cut?
A stamp out of an envelope.
17. Where did you like to play as a child?
Outside! Preferably up a really tall tree.
18. Do you have anything sentimental in your wallet?
Not really - a small snap of my besties. (EmJ and Hans, love ya lots. :D)
19. What’s the best thing with a battery?
A CAR!
20. What was the best thing you ever lost?
The best thing? My way. Because it is only through loosing your way and leaving self behind you that you can find true life.
Eh. Sorry - mini philosophical rant. But hey, the question asked for it! So; random much? Yes, but like always, great for distracting yourself from actually doing any work. Yay Facebook!
b. xXx
Thursday, August 20
Thursday, August 6
Murphette's Laws for the Ladies
I was just randomly walking along and "whoosh!" this gust of wind blows my hair and it gets stuck all over my lip gloss. World shattering? I think not. But it did get me thinking about all the things that are just bound to happen when you are a chick - whether you like it or not.
It's the female version of Murphy's laws I swear, and in all probability ever female on the planet has fallen victim to these laws at least once in her life... So these are the things that I think happen to every lady. Brandish those neatly manicured hands together ladies - we need to stick together against the fates.
1. Put on a fresh coat of lipstick or gloss and a gust of wind will blow your hair and it will get stuck to your lips. Or it'll be a fine coat of dust, or grit - anything that spoils the gloss.
2. The day you wear your cutest, hottest outfit you will NOT meet the guy of your dreams. Guaranteed the one day out of 365 days of the year that you wear your trackies/bag lady outfit he'll come along. And you'll kick yourself for days afterwards.
3. Speaking of guys, you will never have a deep and meaningful conversation with any guy when you look good - oh no. It'll be right after you've spent the day running around, or when you've been drenched in the rain (but not in the good way). You'll be really pleased with how everything went, and then you'll walk into the bathroom and freak.
4. If you don't buy that cute bag/dress/pair of shoes when you see them, they will sell out and you'll kick yourself.
5. After getting your hair styled and set you will never be able to create that exact cute look that your hairdresser assured you would be easy as; leaving your head looking like something the cat coughed up until the cut grows out.
6. The one time you desperately need a guy around to help you carry that heavy bag/tyre/bookcase there won't be one to be found.
7. The one time you sincerely wish all guys would disappear forever due to the fact that you are sick to death of them, they will be everywhere for the taking but you won't want them....
8. You will always ladder your new pair of nylons, but the ones with the massive holes in the them will remain annoyingly intact.
9. You will get ice/chocolate/crumbs down the front of your top at the most inconvenient times - ie, in front of the boy.
10. That embarrassing story/photo will come out when you least expect it...
11. You will spend ages on a manicure but you are guaranteed to either break a nail/chip your polish the very next day.
12. Bra straps break at the worst possible moment.
And finally 13. No matter where you are - us ladies always stick together against the greater enemy - Murphette's laws!
That's all I can think of at the moment, although I am sure there are more.
Ciao girls, b. x
It's the female version of Murphy's laws I swear, and in all probability ever female on the planet has fallen victim to these laws at least once in her life... So these are the things that I think happen to every lady. Brandish those neatly manicured hands together ladies - we need to stick together against the fates.
1. Put on a fresh coat of lipstick or gloss and a gust of wind will blow your hair and it will get stuck to your lips. Or it'll be a fine coat of dust, or grit - anything that spoils the gloss.
2. The day you wear your cutest, hottest outfit you will NOT meet the guy of your dreams. Guaranteed the one day out of 365 days of the year that you wear your trackies/bag lady outfit he'll come along. And you'll kick yourself for days afterwards.
3. Speaking of guys, you will never have a deep and meaningful conversation with any guy when you look good - oh no. It'll be right after you've spent the day running around, or when you've been drenched in the rain (but not in the good way). You'll be really pleased with how everything went, and then you'll walk into the bathroom and freak.
4. If you don't buy that cute bag/dress/pair of shoes when you see them, they will sell out and you'll kick yourself.
5. After getting your hair styled and set you will never be able to create that exact cute look that your hairdresser assured you would be easy as; leaving your head looking like something the cat coughed up until the cut grows out.
6. The one time you desperately need a guy around to help you carry that heavy bag/tyre/bookcase there won't be one to be found.
7. The one time you sincerely wish all guys would disappear forever due to the fact that you are sick to death of them, they will be everywhere for the taking but you won't want them....
8. You will always ladder your new pair of nylons, but the ones with the massive holes in the them will remain annoyingly intact.
9. You will get ice/chocolate/crumbs down the front of your top at the most inconvenient times - ie, in front of the boy.
10. That embarrassing story/photo will come out when you least expect it...
11. You will spend ages on a manicure but you are guaranteed to either break a nail/chip your polish the very next day.
12. Bra straps break at the worst possible moment.
And finally 13. No matter where you are - us ladies always stick together against the greater enemy - Murphette's laws!
That's all I can think of at the moment, although I am sure there are more.
Ciao girls, b. x
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
