The Kitty and The Hair Tie*

*Or this post from Sarah of Halt Near X was so funny I just had to share…

 

Not quite the evil genius she thinks she is…

My younger cat, who is an evil genius, hates water.

Like all cats, you say? Of course.

She also hates hair ties. She thinks they need to die. She has made eradicating them her mission in life. I am not sure why she wants them gone, or if I should worry about it, but there you have it. Hair ties are evil, and she will save the whole world from them.

This means that if I drop a hair tie into a tub full of water, she experiences an existential crisis. She must kill the hair tie, but she has to touch the water to get the hair tie. Hair tie. Water. Hair tie. Water.

For the record, so far she’s figured out that she can’t drink all the water out of the tub and the water is still wet no matter what paw she uses. She has not figured out how to get the hair tie.

The water is winning right now. She is not amused, partly because she really wants the hair tie, and partly because she really hates water.

Which makes yesterday the most awesome episode of self-inflicted torture I have ever seen.

I’d tossed a hair tie in the tub after my bath to amuse her (or me, whatever). She was sitting on the edge of the tub and turned around to yell at me. The water is my fault. She’s sure of that.

She didn’t notice that her tail fell in the tub.

It got soaked.….…..

ROTFLMAO…  I had tears from laughing so hard after finishing this story.  Click the link for the rest of it ~ I hope you enjoy it! 

xox,

bonita